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October Jokes of the Week

Week 1

It Won't Hurt

The pretty young Miss was having a tooth pulled and the dentist gave her the usual "This won't hurt a bit" routine before bending over her with a drill in his hand. He immediately drew back in complete alarm.

"Miss," he said in a barely audible whisper, "You have hold of my privates!"

"Yes, doc, I know," she smiled, "and we aren't going to hurt each other, are we?"

Week 2

Changing Diapers

After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers. "I'm busy," he said, "I'll do the next one."

The next time came around and she asked again. The husband looked puzzled, "Oh! I didn't mean the next diaper. I meant the next baby!"

Week 3

Dress of Love

An old woman went to visit her daughter and she found her naked, waiting for her husband.

The mother asks the daughter, "What are you doing naked?"

The daughter responds, "This is the dress of love."

When the mother returns home, she strips naked and waits for her husband.

When her husband arrives, he asks her, "What are you doing naked?"

She responds, "This is the dress of love."

"Well," he says to her, "go iron it."

Week 4

Operation

A beautiful young model is about to undergo a minor operation.

She's laid on a trolley bed by a lady in a white dress and brought to the corridor. Before they enter room she leaves her behind the theater door to go in and check whether everything is ready.

A young man in a white coat approaches, takes the sheet away and starts examining her naked body, then walks away and talks to another man in a white coat. The second man then comes over and does the same examinations. He then beckons to a third man who comes over and starts examining her body so closely that she begins to grow impatient.

She says, "All these examinations are fine and appreciated, but when are you going to start the operation?" One of the men wearing a white coat shrugs his shoulders and says, "No good asking us, we're just here to paint the corridor"

 

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