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Confusius Jokes

Confucius Say, "He who live in glass house should dress in basement."

Confucius Say, "War no determines who is right; War determines who is left."

Confucius Say, "Man who sit on tack get point."

Confucius Say, "He who laugh last not get joke."

Confucius Say, "The early worm catches the fish."

Confucius Say, "He who sling mud at neighbor is losing ground."

Confucius Say, "When you are angry at neighbor, walk a mile in his shoes.
Then you will be a mile away from him, and you will have his shoes!"

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